Taipei

Silly Taiwanese people. It’s a PRIDE of lions, a GAGGLE of geese and a MASH of potatoes.

Wow indeed.

Francoise

You should visit it.  She’s funnier than me.  So is her husband.  You should buy his books.

I would have called it Excalibagel.

Behold the mighty grandeur that is Alaska! What could do justice to this great state more than a shaky iPhone picture taken by a sleep-deprived Dutchman through a tiny window in a 747?

Incidentally, if you look closely at the second photograph, you can just make out a shirtless Putin.

Classy drink stirrer.

The trip began in what is certainly the most shameful airport bar: Martini Bar – Presented by Panini Express.  It’s as if Olive Garden and Captain Morgan had a love child, which, whilst leaving the hospital, was run over by a tractor trailer driven by Suck.

Later, things improved when we learned that there would be a four hour delay to our departure.