{"id":1,"date":"2009-08-09T21:32:11","date_gmt":"2009-08-10T04:32:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/geekroots.com\/wordpress\/?p=1"},"modified":"2009-08-11T07:48:26","modified_gmt":"2009-08-11T14:48:26","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taipei.squier.org\/?p=1","title":{"rendered":"Sad Beginnings"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 483px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/gallery.me.com\/billsquier\/100014\/Sad%20Beginnings\/web.jpg?ver=12498698720001\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Sad Beginnings\" src=\"http:\/\/gallery.me.com\/billsquier\/100014\/Sad%20Beginnings\/web.jpg?ver=12498698720001\" alt=\"Classy drink stirrer.\" width=\"473\" height=\"355\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Classy drink stirrer.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The trip began in what is certainly the most shameful airport bar:\u00a0<em>Martini Bar &#8211; Presented by Panini Express<\/em>. \u00a0It&#8217;s as if Olive Garden and Captain Morgan had a love child, which, whilst leaving the hospital, was run over by a tractor trailer driven by Suck.<\/p>\n<p>Later, things improved when we learned that there would be a four hour delay to our departure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The trip began in what is certainly the most shameful airport bar:\u00a0Martini Bar &#8211; Presented by Panini Express. \u00a0It&#8217;s as if Olive Garden and Captain Morgan had a love child, which, whilst leaving the hospital, was run over by a tractor trailer driven by Suck. Later, things improved when we learned that there would be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-youre-doing-it-wrong"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/taipei.squier.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/taipei.squier.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/taipei.squier.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taipei.squier.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taipei.squier.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/taipei.squier.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3,"href":"https:\/\/taipei.squier.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions\/3"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/taipei.squier.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taipei.squier.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taipei.squier.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}